Author name: O.G.H. Savage

Otto Dylan Madz shares his Short Person Personality theory and I read out my barber diary

A rare moment of warmth with my sound man is followed by an in-depth interview with Christmasologist Rupert Seabag Seabag

This episode cuts right to the heart of the thorny issue of relationships, telling the story of my friend Señor Tradge’s attempt to form a one-man celibacy organisation named Monk Club.

It’s episode 7 and I finally get around to answering life’s big questions (in the last 4 minutes, first 19 devoted to perms).

How appropriate are dictator-themed household items?

I discuss my crimes against sleep hygiene and my disproportionate hatred of the good-looking scientist Andrew Huberman

This episode sees me tell a distressing tale of sadness and disappointment and rail against the brewing industry

Here I treat my listeners to my modern poem about a Fibre-optic Carrier Pigeon

I get started on my Manifesto for the Age of Despair and attempt to tell a convoluted version of ‘why did the chicken cross the road?’