In the modern, so-called civilised world, little is known about nominatively determined maladies. But these afflictions, illnesses, aberrations, diseases, we could go as far as to say, are widespread, and can have a deeply negative effect on their sufferers and those around them. 

But have no fear…

We at O.G.H. Savage (a one-man business) have taken it upon ourselves – with the limited resources we have – to provide a comprehensive account of these frightful, moniker-bound conditions. Whether you are a Lee that has become weak, have the misfortune of cohabiting with a restless Greg, or are in the process of removing a troublesome Sydney, it will go someway in providing the explanations and examples you need. We can only hope that this small pamphlet will go some way in improving the lives of those afflicted.

Maladies include but are not limited to:

• Having made a Permanent Mark
• An Achilles Neil
• An Ingrown Gail
• Dennis Elbow
• Fay DHD
• A Performance-Enhancing Doug

The Restless Greg Syndrome RISO-printed illustrated comedy zine was created by writer and illustrator O.G.H. Savage (me) and printed in his local area of Nørrebro, Copenhagen at Spektakel Press. The comical zine is available in shops throughout Copenhagen and London.

O.G.H. Savage is a small, one-man operation. I – or my Head of UK Distribution & Sales (my mother) – will endeavour to get the print to you as fast as possible, but feel free to get in touch if you need it extra fast!